Google, Illuminati and the Cybersheep

We all know the story behind Google;well at least the ones who try to live of it know. The basic idea is we can’t do anything without Google’s approval or their knowledge. Mess with Google and your earnings will be close to zero. So we have to bow down and worship almighty Google every chance we get. We all accept that as a fact and move on. But have you ever thought why? Are they just so damn rich and want more that there is no end to their greed or are there some other motives for Google’s supremacy over us?

Well there is no telling and there are no proofs of anything except their greed, but there is one hint that they are not just going for the money. The fact that they want to be everywhere and know everything makes me scared. If you just think about it for a second they could be something like NSA, CIA, FBI or maybe all those put together. Are you aware that they have more info on every person on this planet more than those three plus MOSAD, MI5 and ex KGB put together! Every single one of us that has ever left some info on the net actually gave that info to Google. So they have your name, address, social security number, what color panties your grandma used to wear! Google is shameless and they are not acting like internet police, they are the police, they are our Skynet, and they might just as well be our doom. Illuminati have ruled the world from the shadows for centuries, when I see Google on the top of the food chain I can’t help myself but to think they are some secret organization with ulterior motives.

If you just watch how they expanded from a search engine into everything they could get their hands on it sounds more like world domination is their goal. Just think about it, they took blogs, they put ads in every bit of net. Which are just little spies! They offer their websites, their translator, but those are just internet related. Did you know that they have a chain of fashion stores? They have bought everything they could get their hands on. Google even went that far and started making smart phones. You all heard about Google Nexus One, they are going over Microsoft and Apple, and they are even lowering their heads for Google to pass by. The next thing they are going to build will be Cybersheep. Yeah, they will. Just imagine what they can do, there will be no more need for human workers. They will invent ultra smart modified Cybersheep that will scan the net and they we be the damnation of us all. The last thing we will hear just before we die will be Goooogllleeeee.

Well I have never been good at conspiracy theories, but I think I am onto something here. Google will expand and they will take over the universe. 50 years from now those that are still alive will be plugged into matrix serving as food for Google Illuminati’s Cybersheep program. So with all this being said, I ask you… What should we do?

I know, we will start an underground rebel group called practical SEO and fight against the all mighty Google in order for the justice to prevail in the end!